fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

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